H/T to Alec Baldwin - writing at Huff Post - for this. According to him, its real (published in a right-wing rag in his neck of the woods.)

And…
There’s a full ‘column’ to go with that (Baldwin also gives the low-down on the ‘person’ responsible for it.)
This only makes me want Obama to win it all more than before - just so crypto-fascists like the author of that thing can spend eight years sweating - knowing that not even their precious skin color and more-precious penises can save them from modernity.