Ever Wonder What the Three Stooges Would Have Looked Like if There Was No Such Thing as Comedy?

I bring you:

And have you ever wondered who might play the “fargin’ bastiges” guy if there’s ever a remake of Johnny Dangerously?

This is the anti-LGBT intellectual A-List, folks (and remember: Coultergeist is no longer in the club.)

Was Dave Welch unavailable because he’s still scooping up the remains of his entrails after being eviscerated by Cristan Williams?