This Would be Funnier if I thought That Milfy McMooseburger Could Actually Count Higher Than Zero

From The Daily Mash:

PLANS to build a state-of-the-art library next to Republican catastrophe Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.

Campaigners have described the project as insensitive and a deliberate act of provocation by people with brains.

President Obama has caused unease within his own Democratic party by endorsing the library and claiming that not everyone who reads books is responsible for calling Mrs Palin a fuckwit nutjob nightmare of a human being.

But Bill McKay, a leading member of the right-wing Teapot movement, said: “Sarah Palin is a hallowed place for Americans who can’t read.

I dunnow…

The pro-library people could be really insensitive and call it the Bill Hicks Memorial Waffle House.

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