In today’s Doonesbury comic strip, a woman is forced by unconstitutional christianist legislation to view a sonogram of a glob of matter that all rational persons know is not actually a lifeform prior to having an abortion. The state-sanctioned christianist shame clinician physically describes the glob of matter that all rational persons know is not actually a lifeform and then asks, “Shall I describe its hopes and dreams?”
To which the autonomous adult female human being who actually is a lifeform replies: “If it wants to be the next Rick Perry, I’ve made up my mind.”
To which someone commented at the website of the Houston Chronk:
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If Texas were a cartoon character, which one would it be?
Backs away, ducking.
Raoh?
Inspector Zenigata?
Kinikuman?
Heppokomaru.
….and to think that I don’t particularly care for our timid Democratic governor………could be a whole lot worse, we don’t have Prick Ferry, Jon Kasich, Tom Corbett, Bobby Jindal, Scott Walker or Bob McDonnell, I sp’ose. A decent psychiatrist could fill a wing of a psych hospital with GOP state governors, it seems.
American Dad?