Doth Protest Too Much 101

Meet Eugene Delgaudio:

 

What might you presume about this character based solely on this photo? 

That he’s an over-the-hill gay porn star whose Rogaine failed his cheesy mustache even worse than it did the hair on his head?

That he’s a pedophile who couldn’t keep his dick out of children long enough to learn enough latin to be allowed to be a legalized pedophlie via membership in Joe the Rat’s Juvenile-Jumping Jamboree?

Well, based on that photo, I think one could come up with any number of disgusting things that he could be other than what he holds himself out to be – namely, a  District Supervisor in Sterling, Virginia who feels that he is such a superior specimen of All-American American that he has the moral authority to spew the folllowing (reproduced at Pam’s House Blend):

Our children…

They’ve been the Radical Homosexuals’ target all along.

Now they’re finally going after what they’ve always wanted.

Just a few weeks ago, radicals in Congress led by openly homosexual Representative Jared Polis introduced H.R. 4530.

It is a bill to turn America’s schools into indoctrination centers … its classrooms into social laboratories … its playgrounds into homosexual breeding grounds.

Of course, they’ve disguised the bill’s wicked nature behind the innocent name “The Student Non-Discrimination Act.”

Sound harmless, right? Well, that’s key to their scheme.

Honestly, I can hardly imagine a law more harmful.

More appropriately, this bill should be called “The Homosexual Classrooms Act.”

. . .You see, the Homosexual Classrooms Act contains a laundry list of anti-family provisions that will:

* Require schools to teach sodomy and other appalling homosexual acts so homosexual students don’t feel “singled out” during already explicit sex-ed classes;

* Spin impressionable students in a whirlwind of sexual confusion and misinformation, recruiting and even pressuring vulnerable teens and pre-teens into the homosexual “lifestyle”;

* Effectively outlaw voluntary prayer in schools, and expose students who pray privately to lawsuits and even criminal prosecution for “religious intimidation”;

* Exempt homosexual students from punishment for propositioning, harassing, or even sexually assaulting their classmates, as part of their specially-protected right to “freedom of self-expression”;

* Force parochial schools to secularize and purge any reference to religion because radicals claim it creates a “hostile learning environment” for homosexual students.

Simply put, The Homosexual Classrooms Act will use schools as weapons to eradicate traditional values in the next generation of American students.

First, let me reiterate what I said in the comment threat over at PHB:

I wouldn’t let that character anywhere near any child of mine.

Yep – that’s a judgment call alright, and I’m making it.

But lets get back to what Delgaudio had to say.

I think it needs a bit of annotation:

Our children…

Yeh?  What about em?

They’ve been the Radical Homosexuals’ target all along.

Oh, and I guess I’ve just imagined that christians target children with aggressive pushing of myths and fear – often against the wishes of those children’s parents?

Now they’re finally going after what they’ve always wanted.

What? Just yanking infant non-white and noin-rich boys out of the crib and dropping them on the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan?  Oh…sorry. I misread.  That’s what you and your ilk have always wanted.

Just a few weeks ago, radicals in Congress led by openly homosexual Representative Jared Polis introduced H.R. 4530.

Holy shit! An actual fact!

It is a bill to turn America’s schools into indoctrination centers … its classrooms into social laboratories … its playgrounds into homosexual breeding grounds.

Well, I guess one fact in a row is a start, eh?  And, yeh, if you’re going to go back to making shit up you should, as Bill Hicks opined regarding goldfish and Lincoln Logs, go hog wild.

Dude, you’ve got a big-ass hog there!

Of course, they’ve disguised the bill’s wicked nature behind the innocent name “The Student Non-Discrimination Act.”

Damn! You almost had a second actual fact there – if not for that “wicked nature” christianist talking point shit.

Sound harmless, right? Well, that’s key to their scheme.

“Defense of Marriage Act,” anyone?

Honestly, I can hardly imagine a law more harmful.

Really?

You’re sure about that?

Ever heard of The Enabling Act of 1933?  Okay, okay – perhaps that’s a Godwin’s Law violation.

Or, perhaps it would have been prior to last week.  But still, lets not talk about Nazi laws from the 1930s; how about Nazi laws from 2010?

As analyzed by that eminent legal scholar Seth Myers:

This week, Arizona signed the toughest illegal immigration law in the country which will allow police to demand identification papers from anyone they suspect is in the country illegally. I know there’s some people in Arizona worried that Obama is acting like Hitler, but could we all agree that there’s nothing more Nazi than saying “Show me your papers?” There’s never been a World War II movie that didn’t include the line “show me your papers.” It’s their catchphrase. Every time someone says “show me your papers,” Hitler’s family gets a residual check. So heads up, Arizona; that’s fascism. I know, I know, it’s a dry fascism, but it’s still fascism.

And, Eugene, you think that preventing LGBT students from being beaten up and killed is worse than the necessary precursor to the formal establishment of Wannseezona?

More appropriately, this bill should be called “The Homosexual Classrooms Act.”

. . .You see, the Homosexual Classrooms Act contains a laundry list of anti-family provisions that will:

Uhhhh…define “family”?

* Require schools to teach sodomy and other appalling homosexual acts so homosexual students don’t feel “singled out” during already explicit sex-ed classes;

Citation please?

* Spin impressionable students in a whirlwind of sexual confusion and misinformation, recruiting and even pressuring vulnerable teens and pre-teens into the homosexual “lifestyle”;

Citation please?

* Effectively outlaw voluntary prayer in schools, and expose students who pray privately to lawsuits and even criminal prosecution for “religious intimidation”;

Citation please?

* Exempt homosexual students from punishment for propositioning, harassing, or even sexually assaulting their classmates, as part of their specially-protected right to “freedom of self-expression”;

Citation please?

* Force parochial schools to secularize and purge any reference to religion because radicals claim it creates a “hostile learning environment” for homosexual students.

Citation please?

Simply put, The Homosexual Classrooms Act will use schools as weapons to eradicate traditional values in the next generation of American students.

Simply put, Delgaudio believes that the same schtick that Rush Limaugh has ridden to millionaireist glory on – namely, convincing people that they don’t need to think  or fact-check for themselves and should just let the well-professed, self-identified ‘revealed’ leaders think for them – will work for him.

Dear Eugene: 

There’s not much good I can say about Rush Limbaugh, but I can say this: Even at his heaviest, he had far more style sense than you.  And, while nothing that may ultimately be revealed (and proven) regarding his illegal drug addictions and sexual encounters will surprise me, he doesn’t look like a child molester (a child devourer maybe, but that’s a different matter.)

Even my mom – who, sadly, gets far too much of her information about life in the 21st Century from Sean Hannity – would, if presented with a copy of the bill that you’re lying about, be able to tell that you’re a lying sack of christianist shit.

Maybe your constituents are stupid enough not to check things out for themselves.

The rise of St. Sarah of Stupidity tells me that, even though you’re a lying sack of christianist shit, you may well have the odds on your side.

And that says more – and nothing good – about 2010 America than I ever could.

3 Responses to Doth Protest Too Much 101

  1. valeriekeefe says:

    Not gonna let Dan Savage get away with fake-outing someone without calling him on said bullshit and I’m not gonna let you get away with it. So what Eugene missing-genes is trying to get the Mr. Rogers’ fetishist vote with his attire? That’s no reason to invent a sexual orientation for the miserable four-decades-to-late wannabe-anti-misegenationist twerp.

    • translegalhistorian says:

      There are two key differences: (1) I’m not stating anything as fact in an offhand remark that the uninitiated might presume to be fact; and (2) as I understand the discussion related to the Washington AG, even though he did get mixed up in the anti-HCR nonsense, he’s never been explicitly anti-LGB or T to the clearly psychotic degree that this guy is.

      A fine line to be sure, but one that I assert I’m on the ethical side of.

  2. […] didn’t think I’d have cause to quote Seth Myers again this soon – and the same quote at that – but what choice do I […]

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