Henny Youngman Has Risen From the Grave

…and is apparently pecking out mass e-mails for the Rhode Island Avenue Cesspool:

Know what I’ll be thankful for?


…but only if Joe Solmonese is driving westbound on I-74 through Moline, Illinois, when the chainlink fence holding back the teetering outhouse pictured above gives way (though due consideration to karma will be given if said shitter greets Hilary Rosen and/or Winnie Stachelberg in a similar fashion.)

Meanwhile, if you’d like a tip: Don’t eat the turkey or the corned beef (they’ve both been stored inside the shitter.)

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