Here’s Where Michael Vick Went Wrong

From the historical cradle of anti-U.S. government terrorism – South Carolina – we find:

Authorities have charged a South Carolina woman with felony animal cruelty, saying she hanged her nephew’s pit bull from a tree with an electrical cord and burned its body because the dog chewed on her Bible.

Animal control officers said Monday that 65-year-old Miriam Smith told them she killed a female dog named Diamond because it was a “devil dog” and she worried it could harm neighborhood children.

I suspect that the only children it would have harmed would be ones who force it to listen to them read bible verses to it and to watch TV preachers all day and all night.

In other words…none.

Now, I’m not sayin’ that that’s what Smith did, but…

A 65-year-old woman from Calhoun-land who would kill a dog for biting a bible?

Sorry, but even pit bulls don’t go off for no reason.

And, of course, here we see where Michael Vick made his mistake.  He shouldn’t have been involved with fighting dogs.  He should simply have tossed bible-addled nutcase humans into the ring and let them go at it.

And maybe he could have called it: American Gladiators.

I’ll buy that for a dollar……..

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