If You’re Pushing This Crap…

…and it doesn’t happen, then you have to either kill yourself or shut the fuck up forever about your religious delusions.

9 Responses to If You’re Pushing This Crap…

  1. To those who believe this…can I have your stuff?

  2. Michi Eyre says:

    This is from your friends at the American Family Association. An SPLC hate group that happens to own hundreds of radio stations and translator stations across the country.

  3. Do you really think either of those options will be followed by those doomsday sayers?

    I think I’m lucky I haven’t got anyone in my network who is spouting this, to many of them remember the last time the world was supposed to end according to these….I’m at a loss here no word that accurately….would be people?…..Unthinking uncaring, self centered sycophants of hate.

  4. TransGriot says:

    what would they do if the Rapture happens and the TBLG people and others they persecuted disappeared and they were the ones Left Behind?

  5. Kathleen says:

    History shows that a very large part of such a group has their faith strengthened after missed doomsday predictions.

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  6. Polar says:

    The first I heard of this was when customers started calling in to cancel their services on the 22nd, saying they wouldn’t need internet or cable anymore. I’m required to ask why, you don’t want to know some of the asinine answers. I’m betting they’ll be mad when they find they’re still around and don’t have cable on the 22nd.

    • Katrina Rose says:

      Be prepared for them to claim that they’re being discriminated against on the basis of religion when you charge them a re-connect fee.

  7. friday jones says:

    Interesting, why disconnect service? To save some of the money that they Left Behind? Logic, it’s not strong in those ones.

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