Newt Blogovitch

h/t to someone who was erased – as well as to Gawker:

Yesterday Newt Gingrich laid out a new argument for why he should be the GOP presidential nominee: He’s got the most Twitter followers. But according to a former Gingrich staffer, he bought them.

Gingrich complained yesterday that the press is ignoring his prodigious Twitter audience: “I have six times as many Twitter followers as all the other candidates combined, but it didn’t count because if it counted I’d still be a candidate; since I can’t be a candidate that can’t count.” Which is true! Gingrich currently boasts 1,325,842 followers, whereas competitors Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann have yet to crack 100,000.

But if Newt is winning the Twitter primary, it’s because of voter fraud. A former staffer tells us that his campaign hired a firm to boost his follower count, in part by creating fake accounts en masse….

His mistake, of course, was to turn to the propaganda subsidiary of Yoyodyne Propulsion.  Look at a sampling (pun intended)of Newt’s fake Twitterers:

Lurleen Barnett
Lurleen Bigboote
Lurleen Camp
Lurleen Careful Walker
Lurleen Chief Crier
Lurleen Cooper
Lurleen Coyote
Lurleen Edwards
Lurleen Fish
Lurleen Fledgling
Lurleen Gomez
Lurleen Grim
Lurleen Guardian
Lurleen Icicle Boy
Lurleen Jones
Lurleen Joseph
Lurleen Kim Chi
Lurleen Lee
Lurleen Littlejohn
Lurleen Many Jars
Lurleen Milton
Lurleen Mud Head
Lurleen Nephew
Lurleen Nolan
Lurleen O’Connor
Lurleen Omar
Lurleen Parrot
Lurleen Rajeesh
Lurleen Ready to Fly
Lurleen Repeat Dance
Lurleen Roberts
Lurleen Scott
Lurleen Smallberries
Lurleen Starbird
Lurleen Take Cover
Lurleen Thorny Stick
Lurleen Two Horns
Lurleen Valuk
Lurleen Whorfin
Lurleen Wood
Lurleen Wright
Lurleen Ya Ya

Remember, wherever you go, there you are – as will be the Leeg of Sockpuppets for Lizardo, er.., Newt, er…, Gay, Inc.

7 Responses to Newt Blogovitch

  1. Dear Katrina,

    I cannot, for the life of me, figure out what on earth your kvetch here basis has…

    Lurleen Blayk

    PS: … character… is what you are in the dark…

  2. Polar says:

    Twitter followers aren’t voters. They’re mainly just twits.

    Has anyone ever met a real person named Lurleen? Didn’t think so. A Lurleen is something you pull out of your tackle box when you’re trying to catch walleyes.

  3. meow! The claws are out this morning 😉

  4. SA-ET says:

    ROFL…this was just too funny, Katrina.

  5. […] Is Lurleen Icicle Boy (or perhaps Lurleen Mud Head or Lurleen Repeat Dance) comment moderator for QCM these days? […]

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