Keith (needs – and badly, methinks) Ablow asserts:
I have a better idea.
If you really give a shit about your children, you won’t ever, ever, ever, ever let them watch any brain-jellying, pseudo-reality tele-garbage, including – in fact, particulary – Fox ‘News.’
I ordinarily would apply that to Dancing With the Stars as well – but I encourage folks to watch Chaz on it, because…
The Pregnant Man — Thomas Beatie — claims he SHOULD HAVE been chosen to compete on “Dancing with the Stars” this season … but says, “Chaz Bono stole my thunder.”
…it will piss off Mr. Sixteenth Minute.