That Sound You Just Heard Was the Gerbil on the Wheel Inside William Donohue’s Head Blowing His Brains Out at the Thought of Having to Come Up With a Way to Blame THIS on Teh Gays

You know William Donohue, right?  The entirety of obnoxious media mouthpiece for the so-called catholic league who says that the international continuing criminal enterprise of systemic sexual assault of young boys by priests is not a catholic problem or a pedophilia problem but – wait for it – a homosexual problem?

Good luck blaming this on gays – though, of course, I’m sure he’ll figure out a way and I’m sure, if no one else, Bill O-Lie-Ly will allow him on the air unchalleneged to spew it:

The Catholic Church in Rome made the extraordinary admission yesterday that it is aware priests from at least 23 countries have been sexually abusing nuns.

The Catholic Church in Rome made the extraordinary admission yesterday that it is aware priests from at least 23 countries have been sexually abusing nuns.

Most of the abuse has occurred in Africa, where priests vowed to celibacy, who previously sought out prostitutes, have preyed on nuns to avoid contracting the Aids virus.

Confidential Vatican reports obtained by the National Catholic Reporter, a weekly magazine in the US, have revealed that members of the Catholic clergy have been exploiting their financial and spiritual authority to gain sexual favours from nuns, particularly those from the Third World who are more likely to be culturally conditioned to be subservient to men.

The reports, some of which are recent and some of which have been in circulation for at least seven years, said that such priests had demanded sex in exchange for favours, such as certification to work in a given diocese.

In extreme instances, the priests had made nuns pregnant and then encouraged them to have abortions.

Yes, “pro-life” is whatever they say it means at any given nano-second.

Forced to acknowledge the problem, the Vatican has tried to play down its gravity.

And in other news, sand is sandy.

Alas, poor gerbil, I’m sure Bill hardly knew ye!

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