Rick Perry: I’m Not a Witch!

Well, would that be better or worse than what he actually has had to say?

Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry said he was neither on drugs nor drunk during a speech in New Hampshire Friday, as some observers and critics have suggested.

An edited clip of the speech, in which an enthusiastic Perry laughs and jokes with the audience, went viral on YouTube, prompting some to suggest he was on pain medication for a past back surgery or under the influence of alcohol.

But in an interview with the San Francisco Chronicle published Thursday, the longtime Texas governor said he did not take pain medication or consume any other substance before Friday’s Cornerstone Action annual dinner.

Okay, Rick…

We’ll presume you’re a witch instead.

Now vanish.

One Response to Rick Perry: I’m Not a Witch!

  1. Kathleen says:

    Someone definitely turned him into a Newt.

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