The Constant Flip-Flopper

“I think people understand that I’m a man of steadiness and constancy,” Romney said.

A man of constancy who is so desperate to be the presidential nominee of the party of constipation that if a dodecahedron was a political issue he’d find a way to be all twelve faces of it at the same time.

If Romney does get the nomination, I predict his running mate will be Lou Zocchi.

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