When a man in a camouflage coat grabs your hand in an Iowa grocery store and calls you ‘a fucking asshole’ to your face, it might be time to take stock of your position in the state.
A human being would.
However, even though Candace Gingrich counts Newt as a half-brother, I want to see DNA tests – not on Candace, but on Newt. We know that Shitty Mitty is just a piece of plastic and that Calista Gingrich could give Condoleeza Rice lessons in reptilianism, but the actual proof on Noot is lacking.
Or maybe it isn’t.
Details on the grocery store heckler from CNN’s Shawna Shepherd:
Just inside the grocery store next to Christmas displays, Tom Sorensen of Iowa City confronted the White House hopeful.“We shook hands, I looked him in the eye and told him what I thought,” said Sorensen, who called Gingrich an obscene name.
Sorensen, who is not sure who he’s going to vote for, said he thinks Gingrich “represents everything that’s bad about politics.”
Gingrich, calmly said to him, “Well, luckily it’s a free country” and moved onto the next handshake and plea for another vote.
Here’s the problem: He doesn’t believe that – and he doesn’t believe that it even should be.
That would make Noot not only a fucking asshole but a liar, wouldn’t it?