Why is it that you actually have any of the Facebook millions that you don’t want to pay taxes on? The court system of – drumroll – the United States.
The court system that you used to force The Green Hoodie into paying up over what he stole from you?
You should be willing to pay $67 million to the U.S. on principle – not for something as silly as giving your family political asylum, but for being the situs of the filming of a movie that not only made you out to be something better than the turd you are proving yourself to be (shit, I thought it was bad that The Green Hoodie could create a situation so fucked up that 99%-ers could view the Romney-esque Winkelvosses as aggrieved parties and be justified in doing so) but also had an actor portray you who is far better looking than you are.
Pay up or shut up.
Actually, here’s a better idea: Pay up AND shut up.